Evelynisms

If you want to be like Evelyn you have to see the world from a different perspective.

EVERYTHING is better BLUE: from clothes to animals to your breakfast milk.

You have to be able to spell out short words in interesting ways: ie. "Joe" is spelled "G-O" And "to" is spelled "2-O".

Cheers and chants are fun. After the dinner prayer, eating is much more fun when you shout, "1, 2, 3: Good Guys FOREVER!"

You have to be able to make up 20 minute improvised songs about Jesus on the spot.

You know you are the cutest thing in the world, and put on an air of suffering during photo-shoots.

 You must think you are an adult and you fit right in, but you don't understand when adults get tired of playing your games.

Use big words like, "Particularly," "Monarch," "Scrumptulescent," "Cooperate," "Stubborn," and "Wardrobe." You get more points for using them correctly.

Everything is more enjoyable when you are a blue dragon.

Schedules are vital! --Except at bedtime, then they can be dismissed.

Songs are meant to be mixed up. For example, Frank Sinatra's "Chicago" is much better mixed with "I'll Love Ya Tomorrow" from Annie.

Shots may be a bit intimidating, but bearable. But slivers are downright EVIL! Never hold still when you have to get one removed. If you can scream higher than the piano can play, it feels better.

Be wary of strangers until you have exchanged names. Then, you're good!

 Maintain a list of Future Potential Spouses. And if the boy at the top of the list can't decide who he wants to marry most, win him over by playing nothing but Lego's with him.

When you write to a missionary, 'Dear John' him with your first letter and get it over with.

 If you are good at these few steps, you're on your way to becoming more like Evelyn!