Due to a lesson learned from VeggieTales, Evelyn now knows the difference between a monkey and an ape. As a consequence, anytime Michael or I tell her to stop monkeying on the furniture, she corrects us:
"I'm not a monkey, I'm an ape! See the way my body puffs out?" (as she protrudes her rear in our general direction,) "See? No tail!"
By the way, Barrel of Monkeys isn't really a barrel full of monkeys. It's a barrel full of APES!
(P.S. Michael says that due to the fact that he didn't know the difference between a monkey and an ape before VeggieTales, I should include the fact that primates with tails classify as monkeys, the rest are apes.)
Excited 
